Social-Suicide

.So the rad thing about this new blog is the amount of content to write about. Below is a blog post from the SportingNews.com .  WHAM…another one bites the dust

Charles Barkley to Jail for Five Turrible Days
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Posted By Spencer Hall 10:50 AM

Charles Barkley will have to serve somewhere between five-to-ten days in jail for his DUI arrest in Arizona. It’s a five day sentence if Barkley attends an alcohol education course, which a sane person would do, but this is Charles, who says he has no alcohol problem. (Alcoholics usually don’t have a problem with alcohol. In fact, they’d like some right now, please.)

This will undoubtedly place a serious strain on Arizona’s already overtaxed prison system, particularly in the food budget if Charles decides to eat. Let’s play the part of optimistic economist, though: there are upsides to going to jail for Mr. Barkley.

1. Street cred. Spending time behind bars gives you a needed bump in your rogue’s ranking, and will undoubtedly boost Barkley’s points, especially if his publicist leaks a story of Barkley beating the daylights out of someone on his first day behind the wall. Getting a teardrop tattoo would be going a bit far, though.

2. Weight loss. Barkley’s ballooning waistline could stand a good shearing at the hands of dismal prison food and jailyard workouts. He can take advantage of the time to hit the gym, avoid eating altogether, and get into slightly better shape. Prison: it’s like Boot Camp class at your gym, except without the techno soundtrack and with an enforced diet plan whether you like it or not.

3. Comedy potential. If Kenny Smith and the TNT photoshop crew don’t have numerous gags set up for this, then sports’ most improvisational show is truly slipping. I’m not suggesting you put it up in the 9 o’clock hour, but if there’s no appearance of Barkley’s head in a scene from The Shawshank Redemption around midnight, I demand a refund.

Courtesy of SportingNews.com

TMZ UPDATE****

UPDATE — Sheriff Arpaio tells TMZ Barkley has been given work release — meaning he only has to be in jail from 8:00 PM to 6:00 AM. But if Chuck violates even one rule, Arpaio will revoke his work release.  Nice pic below

This little interview of Blohan on Oscar night reminds me of conversations I’ve had with bitches riding high on the Colombia Express. Seriously, I’m waiting for Candy Finnigan from Intervention to pop up in the back with a plane ticket. Bitch has got the white shit jitters.

Blohan talked to E! about all the EXCITING projects she’s working on (aka all the stupid ideas she came up with while holding a meeting around a mirror on a coffee table). Blohan is working on a spray tan for Sephora and a diamond line. That diamond she’s wearing is made out of coke, right? Just cut and snort. It’s kind of genius. And her spray tan is also going to be mixed with computer duster so you can really look like you have walked on sunshine. Also genius.

Blohan also showed off her matching “shhhh…” tattoo she got on her finger with Lily Allen. She said it’s a “female empowerment thing.” No. it’s a “dumb fuck cokehead thing.”

And here’s some “Feed the Junkie” photos of Blohan taken by Hedi Slimane. This skeezy ass photo shoot looks like it was payment for an 8-ball. Candy Finnigan, please come get this skank!

Courtesy of DListed.com

I check out a story today on CNN about Rupert Murdoch’s own New York Post and a cartoon that was published therein.

Don’t get me wrong, I have a sense of humor, a fucked up sense of humor by far…and am not offended by much….while I wasn’t really offended by this cartoon, not totally sure how they could think that two clean cut white cops in a cartoon shooting a chimp and then essentially talking about Obama in the caption would possibly go over well. I understand that Rupert himself didn’t write the article, nor that the article was meant to be racist….but to the dude, Mr. Delonas, who drew up the cartoon, use your fuckin’ brain bro.

The end is near….there is a song like that right?  That is exactly what you will see here…the end of  peoples social existence or at least an extreme modification to the equalizer of sociality (is that a word?) Here are some definitions of Social-Suicide courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

committing an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle

to kill one’s social life

John committed social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.

when you do something bad or dumb that effects your social standing

did you hear? he got drunk and did stuff with that really fat chick. yeah hes crazy, that’s social suicide.

You get the drift…at least I hope you do. I guess if you happen to be written into this blog, you might want
to check yourself.

Pure Evil….